👋 Welcome to Brendan Intervarsity Debating Championships 2024

Pigeon's Prize for Funni and Komedi: gaut
The One Piece: Marcus Nguyen
Open Champions: UNSW Baric and Bishara (Marcus Nguyen, Liv Bishara)


"i have negative rep in australian debating"

— Brendan Nguyen, 2024

Tournament Staff

Tabulation: Adrian
Equity: Brendan's mum
Organisation: Ella & Adrian
Adjudication: Ella & Adrian

I love you so much like i reallly love you so much. I love you more than all the fundamental aspects of physics, biology and chemistry. i hope our love would be a y=mx+c and not a y=-mx+c because my love for you is ever inclining and never going down. you intercepted my x and before you ask y, i just intercepted it. i hope i can be your mitochondrion so i can help release energy for you so you can love me more. i want us to be like a diamond with each carbon atom bonded with 4 other carbon atoms held by strong covalent bonds so that our love will be hard to break. i will be your modulus function to make your day even more positive. i hope we dont diverge away from each other like the mid-atlantic ridge. but if we do, we will one day meet like the mid-atlantic ridge even after we die. my love for you is unfathomable, i hope you can understand it because i love the way you just get on the piano and start to 130 130 130 130 130 ALL OVER THE PLACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! so in short hey guys I just watched Brendan Anime on Piano and I want to be Brendan's piano licking dog. He's so cool and badass and gets all the ladies with his long sharp schlong of those fingers. And Im always fond of cool anime characters like Adrian from Adrian - Children on Piano or Pigeon from Pigeon - Amongus on Piano. I've watched a couple of videos on how to be like them for me to adopt and use in my lifetime. Now, to be like Brendan, I started what I call "The Brendan Diet". The Brendan Diet is basically where I only eat 22 page anime final exams for the entire day. When Brendan did this on Brendan Anime on PIano, he got a bitch like Pigeon and sick as fuck superpowers from his own feet. It's a small step but surely it will get me to where Brendan is right now. I will live the luxurious and coolest anime protagonist life just by eating anime piano final exams each day and nothing else. It will be the most dedicated and concentrated diet I will ever have. I recommend you guys to try it too if you want to be like Brendan