Brendan Nguyen is your average 21-year old UNSW commerce/compsci student whose hobbies include video games, debating and volleyball. During high school, Brendan often referred to himself as ‘God’. Highlights of Brendan’s life include: playing anime piano arrangements in his high school principal’s COVID-19 address, having equity officers escort him to his hotel room after he got too drunk at the Australian Intervarsity Debating Championships (Easters) in Brisbane, stealing Justin Cheng’s keychain in the Hiroshima Peace Memorial Park such that Justin couldn't retaliate against him at the site of a nuclear tragedy, enforcing neoliberalism in a Minecraft server, winning a round in the high school International Debating Championships by comparing the hippocratic oath to the Jim Crow laws, informing his teacher that he wished to drop out of a HSC subject by signing off his email with Brendan-kun, and scoring an above-average mark in a Year 11 English creative writing assignment by plagiarising a comedic anime named KonoSuba.

For the purposes of this debate, you are Brendan’s #1 hater and you crave his downfall. A magical fairy descends from the heavens and informs you that Brendan will become a successful politician and is destined to eventually become Prime Minister.